Myths And Facts About Coffee

Myth: Squirrels are starting to infiltrate coffee franchises in an attempt to control humanity
Fact: This is believed to be connectioned with those websites and individuals promoting the Squirrel Conspiracy. While conspiracy theories can be fun to read, we see no truth in this one. Mainly because squirrels are already jittery enough without coffee. We also do not believe that squirrels are evolved enough yet to make a drinkable coffee or manage a franchise.

Myth: Coffee is a bitter tasting drink
Fact: An old friend of mine used to make his coffee this way and that changed soon after he got married. Fresh coffee brewed at the proper coffee to water ratio, and with a little cream and sugar added is very tasty and hardly bitter.

Myth: Switching to coffee after the Boston Tea Party is why America won the Revolutionary War
Fact: I do believe this is true, but have been laughed out of many lecture halls for stating this. See the History of Coffee for more information.

Myth: Coffee promotes global warming
Fact: False. Many global warming activists drink coffee to help them stay up late while they are finding ways to save the Earth from peril. Therefore we believe that coffee can actually help save our planet.